"A man
wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.
The
first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man She tells him that she has
done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so
much.
The
man was impressed.
The
second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that
she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so
much.
Again,
the man is impressed.
The
third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously,
the man was impressed..
The
man thought for a long time about what each
woman had done with
the money he'd given her.
Then he
married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men
are like that, you know.
There"...CONTINIUATION..NEXT >>
wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.
The
first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man She tells him that she has
done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so
much.
The
man was impressed.
The
second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that
she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so
much.
Again,
the man is impressed.
The
third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously,
the man was impressed..
The
man thought for a long time about what each
woman had done with
the money he'd given her.
Then he
married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men
are like that, you know.
There"...CONTINIUATION..NEXT >>
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